In preparation for the ski/snowboard season in Sun Valley, ID, which, by the way, is only 13 days away, we would like to share with you Warren Miller's list "How to Prepare for the Ski Season".
We have shared this list before, but it is a classic, and for those of you who didn't get to save the link before, here is your chance!
How to Prepare for the Ski Season
10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn 2 $50 dollar bills to warm up.
9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car.
8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
6. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $6.50 for a hamburger. Be sure to wait in the longest line.
5. Clip a ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
4. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18-wheeler.
3. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. You'd almost believe you're skiing in front of a snowmaker!
2. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.
1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday.
- List written by Warren Miller
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